This article is a work in progress. Please excuse any vague or incomplete information as well as the inevitable orphaned sentence or two.
Although I don’t believe in them beyond a fun pop-psychology tool to provoke introspection, East Asian horoscopes are enough of an interest of mine that I scoop them up and scrapbook them as I see them. Maybe I’m just too old and senile to properly google it with all the AI nonsense cut out, but I struggled to find any compiled translations of the horoscope slides from Bikkuri Disk Magical Trip. I’ve done my best to transcribe and translate them here.